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Ode To the Armed Services

Ace Troubleshooter
(album: Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-O)

Andy´s gonna be a marine
He´ll eat mashed potatoes and a can of cold baked beans
He´ll be out there digging a latrine
Cuz Andy´s gonna be a marine

Andy´s gonna be a marine
He´ll have the biggest muscles that you´ve ever seen
He´ll be lean, green, mean, a muscle machine
Cuz Andy´s gonna be a marine

I can crush you! I can pound you!

It´ll be so nifty
The drill sergeant will tell him to drop and
"Gimme Fifty!"